Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Spoilers

It's been a minute since I've posted, but with all of the sci-fi madness going on I had some thoughts about spoilers. Please, everyone stop complaining about spoilers. If you want to completely avoid spoilers, it's very simple, and totally impossible. Just turn off all of your internet compatible devices, your tv, and don't speak to anyone, until you've watched whatever it is you don't want spoiled. If you can't do that, do everyone a favor, and QUIT YOUR BITCHING!

That said, here are some spoilers. If you don't like it, go live under a rock, and stay there until, I don't know, forever.

#SpoilerAlert 

If your life has been ruined by spoilers, your life sucks. Start over.

1. Sam never leaps home. #QuantumLeap
2. He's dead the whole movie. #The6thSense
3. Gilligan and the castaways get home for 2 minutes and ge re-stranded. #GilligansIsland
4. It's Jack's dream. #Lost
5. Time travel and stuff. #Endgame
6. Kevin and Winnie don't end up together. #TheWonderYears
7. Vader is Luke's father, Leia is his sister, she has a kid with Han, the kid kills Han. #StarWars
8. It was all just about playing catch with his dad. #FieldOfDreams
9. I inherit the Iron Throne, black-a-Rican from Chicago. #GameOfThrones
10. Jesus dies, but comes back. #TheBible

Sorry I spoiled your life. Please feel free to never contact me about it. But, thank you for spending a minute reading my blog. Until next time, in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

-J