That said, here are some spoilers. If you don't like it, go live under a rock, and stay there until, I don't know, forever.
#SpoilerAlert
If your life has been ruined by spoilers, your life sucks. Start over.
1. Sam never leaps home. #QuantumLeap
2. He's dead the whole movie. #The6thSense
3. Gilligan and the castaways get home for 2 minutes and ge re-stranded. #GilligansIsland
4. It's Jack's dream. #Lost
5. Time travel and stuff. #Endgame
6. Kevin and Winnie don't end up together. #TheWonderYears
7. Vader is Luke's father, Leia is his sister, she has a kid with Han, the kid kills Han. #StarWars
8. It was all just about playing catch with his dad. #FieldOfDreams
9. I inherit the Iron Throne, black-a-Rican from Chicago. #GameOfThrones
10. Jesus dies, but comes back. #TheBible
Sorry I spoiled your life. Please feel free to never contact me about it. But, thank you for spending a minute reading my blog. Until next time, in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
-J
An epic post, Jason. Epic! You give me my dose of razor-sharp snark for the day. Thank you sir. Cavemen Conquer Aliens With Flight Simulators and Harrier Jets #BattlefieldEarth
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